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Deast Infection

When a man's is clothes is so tight his genitals cant breathe A.K.A .....
OMG!? Look at how tight his pants are. He definitely has a deast infection.
by Horticus June 16, 2024
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Staph Infection

Staph Infection could cause a mass Staph exodus from the workplace. Usually “patient 0” distributes this disease through mass condescension. Their ability to demotivate staff is unprecedented. The only way to get rid of a staph infection is to highlight their inability to deliver an outcome.
Ronald Maso was telling Tony how trivial his work would be in a condescending way. We could see that this was demotivating and impacting all Staph. Clearly we had a Staph Infection
by Skel July 4, 2024
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fungal infection

an infectious condition consisting of a parasitic fungus.
"put your cock away bro, why does that thing have mushrooms growing on it dude, that's honestly really grody"
"please Murray, I don't want to see that thing"
"dude, this is a school, put that away before someone walks past"
"dude, that's a legit fungal infection, thank god you haven't been able to transmit it"
by shitpostinghotgirl April 10, 2024
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regretevator infection

an virus that usually applies to people that play the roblox game 'regretevator', which is a roulette style game, featuring simpable (and extremely sexualized and shipped) npcs.

this is divided by three stages, that are shown through their online persona and roblox avatar. if someone presents these symptoms, please cut contact with them.

stage 1: dressing up as a regretevator character, with light accesories and face fluff.
stage 2: attempting to be cute, usually shown by implementing the words 'silly', using the :3 emoticon, and stating to talk in the lolcat language.
stage 3: everything in their profile is nothing but regretevator, adding lots of accesories and face fluff to their avatar, fluently speaking lolcat. (as well as swapping the word 'cat' with 'car')
severe: becoming a really annoying furry with the same symptoms as stage 3.

really rarely, a person can be a regretevator fan, but does not present symptoms of the virus.
this guy, just by looking at him, he has severe regretevator infection
OH MY GOD SHUT UP (this will be said, lots of times by a sane person.)
by haruk April 11, 2024
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Chemical Infection

Chemical Infection is a groove metal band with an aggressive sound and violent lyrics. Their first single Chase To Kill was released in June 2024 and has been growing in numbers ever since.
"Did you listen to Chemical Infection's newest song on Spotify?"
by staxtiash January 22, 2025
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Yeast infection

Really stinky shit that comes out of a womans vagina that looks like cottage cheese.

It makes you itch very bad, its embarrassing cause it means you dont take care of your cooch that well or you’re taking medication that made you have one.
Girl 1: “i have a yeast infection!”

Doctor: “that sucks, heres some cream to shove up your puss, you cant have a bath until the medication succeeds in 3 days. Sucks for you but im a male doctor and i dont have a thing called yeast infection, im gonna make you pay $20 for this cause i need money.”
by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025
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Fert infection

So, basically, it’s, like, whenever you fucking fart & it, like, fucking stinks so fucking bad & then it, like, tickles your bumhole and then your bumhole has no choice but to, like, say, “Hola, I have la inflatuencia!” So, basically, it, like, makes your butthole beg for forgiveness.
Luis has a raging fert infection.
by Señorita H. June 6, 2025
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