Hippomania57

Hippomania57 is a word used for a person who thinks they are all hard and big but the only thing they are hard to is there own mother.

Bro He acts such Hippomania57

by AnnoymousBlue March 22, 2022

Hippoed

It is when a homie rubs their titties or stomach all over the other persons face.

Big man mike just hippoed the shit out of me.

by TheBigHippoMonsterZ April 9, 2022

Hippoglumpus

An adjective I made up to annoy my girlfriend, because she can't figure out what it means.

Me: Damn, that's really hippoglumpus! :)
My girlfriend: I hate you.

by HiSarah:P May 30, 2022

hippo money

When your woman spends the family cash without prior authorization.

All out of hippo money! WTF!

by OvenMitts&Zipties June 23, 2022

Hippo Fart

Hippo fart is a scary teacher whose only purpose is to flirt, and scare 8th graders.

An example:
Nina: I saw Hippo Fart flirt with you.
Biba: yeah it was scary! She touched my shoulder. 😟

by Dizzybuffalo1307 February 14, 2023

wallowing hippo

Shitting in a toilet cistern.

My toilet water was dirty when I flushed it. I took the lid of the cistern and found some dirty bastard had laid a wallowing hippo in there.

by captnphunky March 9, 2017

tiny hippo

Like hippo (from hypocrite), but also with a tiny body part. A "big mouth hippo" is a person who says something is wrong one day but then goes and does that exact same thing or has already done it in the past. Calling someone a tiny hippo is also making reference to their penis or if they are a women, their ass. So big mouth, small dick. Or big mouth, small ass (or tight arse - vulgar form). It is sometimes used to refer to a gay person who talks hypocritically, normally a bottom/submissive in the relationship.

(after hearing tall tale from some loudmouth) - "that dude is a tiny hippo."

by Dysklyver December 6, 2017