Womb broom

small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch
the ladies love my womb broom
by captnphunky June 13, 2007
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wallowing hippo

Shitting in a toilet cistern.
My toilet water was dirty when I flushed it. I took the lid of the cistern and found some dirty bastard had laid a wallowing hippo in there.
by captnphunky March 09, 2017
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