Definitions by captnphunky

wallowing hippo 

Shitting in a toilet cistern.

My toilet water was dirty when I flushed it. I took the lid of the cistern and found some dirty bastard had laid a wallowing hippo in there.

wallowing hippo by captnphunky March 9, 2017

Womb broom 

small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch

the ladies love my womb broom

Womb broom by captnphunky July 9, 2007