captnphunky's definitions

Womb broom

small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch

the ladies love my womb broom

by captnphunky July 9, 2007

wallowing hippo

Shitting in a toilet cistern.

My toilet water was dirty when I flushed it. I took the lid of the cistern and found some dirty bastard had laid a wallowing hippo in there.

by captnphunky March 9, 2017