heineken

Piss water recovered from rampjaar

Since 1672 the dutch have been bottling seawater and selling it as beer.


"Have you got anything other than heineken?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

heinous with gayness

A thing or situation that heinously lame and annoying.

We took the afternoon off to make the appointment, but they canceled as we showed up. That is just heinous with gayness.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

heinous

ugly. eye cabbage. not pleasing to the eye. fugly

damn, that guy is heinous...

by Qwerty April 19, 2004

Heinkenator

An impromptu, ill considered and unplanned masturbation session that results in unforseen consequences.

"Wags pulled a Heinkenator when he was in the back seat of the car with his father."

"John is in prison: he pulled a Heinkenator in phone booth outside the primary school."

by David Browne October 15, 2006

Heinie

A pompous word describing the tush of any animal. It it used to declare someone stupid, or unwittingly dumb.

Stop messing around with your pencil. You're being such a heinie.

by Made Een March 9, 2010

Heinrich

means the same thing as shit or poop

After eating those beans, I had to take a massive Heinrich.

by PantherModerns June 11, 2009

Heinous Anus

Noun- The number one greatest punk band on the planet, started in November of 2004 by the great Sam Stark (look up definition), and formed in the attic of Doug Mitchell(look up definition)'s home in Gilsum, NH. Sam Stark plays the mean lead guitar, Doug Mitchell on the bass, Greg Brown on the sick ass drums, and Sam Wyman just fucks around. They are an amazing band with many fans around the Monadnock region in New Hampshire. There debut show will be on April 20th 2005, at the Monadnock High School talent show. Be there, motherfuckers.

"Wow, I am in the mood for some incredible music, lets go to Gilsum and hear HEINOUS ANUS rock out with there cocks out. Yknow, they are so good, I just want to shag all of them", the really hot chick said.

by HeinousAnus March 29, 2005