Hula Hoop

hula hoop a verb. to move or sway your hips in a fashion as if you were using a hula hoop, used duirng sex with women that are loose, so as to get some kind of sentation.

That whore I picked up at the club, during last call, was so loose I had to hula hoop her for an hour just to get off.

by Shawnis god May 2, 2010

hoop-sting

The pain endured after a through 'passing' session on ones throne. Often caused by spicy food consumption or 'getting the runs'.

Is also a product of anal love making.

Can also be used as an insult, or a term for feeling overwhelmed in a work situation.

"Ouch, i've got such terrible hoop-sting today Daz!"

"God, we getting hooped today!"

"Emma, you're a hoop-sting!"

by Jiggly January 21, 2004

Hoop fire

In which you are shittin fire...

Man I had fire engine hot wings last night, and I have had Hoop Fire all day.

by PreciousPals September 19, 2006

hoopgamble

Often associated with gerrymandering, to hoopgamble is to place bets on the amount of salamanders able to be used in one sitting. -er, one who places said bets. -ing, the act of participating in a hoopgamble.

Guy 1: "Hey man, wanna go hoopgamble later?"
Guy 2: "No way man, I'm to tired from gerrymandering your mom last night."

by hurkadurkadurak1 March 18, 2008

Hoop-de-doo

An excited rant caused by petty annoyances.

Bill: "dammit, oh my god this is so stupid, god damn it."

John: "What the hell are you Hoop-de-doo'ing about?"

by Twatkins April 4, 2009

haops

to jump one a bed and jack off at the same time

man last night i was in my room pulling a haops and i got cum all over the ceiling.

by insane guy 777 December 9, 2008

Hoop Fluff

The Ass Pubes which are scattered around one's bumhole.

That guy is a hairy tramp - look at all that hoop fluff.

by Benj Malster May 26, 2009