Gump

Gump/Gumping (past tense)

To be very sigma, rizzy and chad

Person 1: Hey have you seen him over there?
Person 2: Yeah he’s *gumping*
Person 1: I wish I could *gump* like him

by MomSlayer3686 January 7, 2024

Gumping

Gumping refers to the process of being Donald Drumpf, whereby one nigs and gumps in mockery of human behavior; the process of blaming everything on anyone but oneself, even when one is blatantly guilty.

Ty was gumping when he tried to blame his erectile dysfunction on Billary Clinton AND Mexicans.

by ThaProfessa August 19, 2025

Gumping

**Gumping (verb):** A colloquial and euphemistic term referring to the sudden and uncontrollable act of violently defecating oneself, often accompanied by extreme discomfort and embarrassment. This term is typically used in informal contexts to describe a situation where one experiences a sudden and severe gastrointestinal distress leading to an involuntary bowel movement.

**Example sentence:** "After eating the questionable street food, John feared he might start gumping before he could find a restroom."

Person 1: Hey man I just gumped
Person 2: Dude that’s crazy, I’m gumping right now!

by MomSlayer3686 June 10, 2024

Gumping it

Having sex with a person who is not quite retarded, but just on that line

This autistic chick is so bad, I just don't wanna get caught 'gumping it'

by ProGumper March 2, 2025

Gumping

The act of meandering or wandering around in an aimless manner that makes very little sense to everyone, including yourself. Derived from the movie Forrest Gump.

George: "Dude, where were you?"
Francis: "I went out over the bridge, then spied some filthy n'wah. After that I trekked further past Red Mountain and narrowly avoided an angry spriggan. After gumping around a bit more, I returned to my home."

by Mikael Montgomery May 20, 2025

Gump

short for “gumption”

meaning “audacity” or “sass”

usually used to tell someone TO TONE IT BACK.

ALSO used to signify somebody’s plump rump
ie: “plump gump” or, “gumptruck”

“you have a lot of gump to say that to my face”

“yooo check out that gumpy!”

“drop the gump.”

by gumplord April 30, 2024

Gump

A person that is a goofball, an asshole, and on the verge of being really annoying.

Man, Gary's such a gump. He's funny but I can't stand to be around him anymore.

by Jev93 February 27, 2017