pizza guard

The scarred piece of skin at the top of your mouth that gets burnt when eating hot pizza. Its function is to protect the rest of the mouth.

That pizza is hot, thank goodness for the pizza guard.

by Matthew Clegg July 28, 2005

Hoe Guard

skankily dressed college girls who booty shake to the beat of college marching band music

"Wow the color guard is in time but the hoe guard's clothes are going to fall off!"

by Audrey Young March 20, 2008

the guard

The hand a male puts behind his penis when taking a piss so as not to get any urine on ones garments.

I was so drunk last nite I had to use the guard when pissing

by meerkatman January 27, 2012

dropping your guard

When u take a nap at your white friends house and aren’t robbed and he gives u a blanket and pillow too

Rick : what is dropping your guard?
Rich: the guard dropped when I napped and wasn’t robbed.

by Guardropping rick August 9, 2018

guaraved

the state of being at once bewildered and bewildering, lacking comprehension and being incomprensible, confused and confusing.

"so how was the game?"

"sobering reality, it is. sorry?"

"what the hell are you on about?"

"sorry mate, just guaraved for moment there."

by melissaness May 30, 2006

Guardshit

1. To be in an unfavorable disadvantage.

2. Recalling an event where there was an unfair disadvantage.

1. That is some guardshit! You always beat me at that game!

2. Remember when they played that game and guardshit ensued?

by The_Hizzle December 16, 2009

Guarding 24-7

A Really Ugly Person whose Face Guards his/her Body 24 Hours a Day. Mostly found at Wal-Mart or Bus Stops.
1. Someone that is so Ugly, you have to give the a second look.

"Oh man, that chick is Guarding 24-7"

"That guy is busy Guarding 24-7"

by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010