great-grandMILF

A really, really old mom I'd like to fuck.

David: "Damn that bitch is smoking hot. I'd really like to get into her panties."

Frank: "Dude, she's like ninety-eight years old! She's in a fucking wheelchair and I doubt she's wearing panties... probably depends and a catheter or something. And look at that blank stare. She probably has Alzheimer's and wouldn't even know what's going on. You're fucking sick, man."

David: "What can I say? She's a great-grandMILF."

by phase_coherent February 26, 2010

Happy Birthday, Grandma!

1) The worst possible thing to say during sexual intercourse or any other intimate situation.

2) The best possible thing to say when maliciously scattering your dead elder's body parts at three in the afternoon in a children's playground.

1) Self explanitory; vivid, vomit inducing visual.

2) Self explanitory; vivid, necrophilia inducing visual.

"Happy birthday, Grandma!"

by LunarlightChronicles February 15, 2008

Grandmas Ass Cheeks

Yo grandmas wrinkly, butt whooping, titty ass giving young black children blow jobs for tapioca pudding!

Black Man A: Yo, what you do last night?
Black Man B: I got some of dat grandmas ass cheeks!

by The_Nigga_JB December 11, 2012

Grandma Joe

An old aged tek raver whom takes a random assortment of narcotics, including internet research chemicals. Grandma is a inspiration to us all.

"Grandma Joe loves TEK"
"Grandma Joe loves DRUGS"

by thebaldinggremlin January 15, 2015

grandma's fuck cheese

When a young adult has sex, usually in porno's, with a mature woman (60+) and licks her vagina that hasn't been shaved nor cleaned. This creates a foaming substance, almost like cheese, where the young man takes it and shoves it into her anus, where the cheese like substance is used as a lubricant.

"Yo dude, Jack played with that grandma's fuck cheese last night. Eck!!"

by SexEd.com July 7, 2008

grandmas furburger

An older ladies vagina otherwise known as furburger, because of its floppy being

Grandpa drilled her in the grandmas furburger.

by CatsRock4235 March 11, 2016

Grandomized

Randomized on a grand scale.

The poker tournament was amazing. It was so sporadic the dealer said it was totally grandomized.

by King_Of_English September 8, 2018