giffer

Meaning Girlfriend:

a noun derived from the common truncation of Girl Friend to GF, and then written phonetically as: Giff + er (to form an agent noun).

Dan: "What are you doing this weekend? Want to drink?"
John: "Shit, I can't! I have to have dinner with the giffer's parents."
Dan: "Bummer dude. I hear Sally's dad is ex-navy-seals, hope you make it out alive"

by Shadymilkman September 23, 2014

Geoffed

The action of having your life turned into so much rat-poo poo

Oh bugger ... I might as well kill myself as I'm about to be Geoffed

by Bagpuss September 2, 2003

midnight golfer

one who has all of his lanterns in one submarine

Dude you said that you would make out with
Ben Afflack?????

You are a total midnight golfer now

by Steve January 25, 2005

Gifferd

Gifferd, is used in the contest as in retard or to say somone is a bit stupid

You dumb gifferd bitch!

by Yakov February 6, 2004

Goff

Noun or Verb
Goff or derivatives of the word "goff" can be used to substitute most words. The word comes from when someone mispronounced "golf" and "goff" was realized to take the place of so much more than just golf.

Helen: "So, I'm going with Vern to play goff today."
or

Jenaynay: "I have had a terrible goff for like a week."
Sanja: "That sucks goff."

or
Andi: "What the goff?! I just goffed GOFFED! Goff that!"

by Aslan and Lucy December 30, 2007

guffed

to be completly off your face on weed

comes from south affrica

u look competly guffed

by wierd is a good thing February 10, 2005

Gaffer

A man who enjoys the company of their hand, often masturbating due to their excessive loneliness.

Well that is a true gaffer for you.

by AlexTee December 8, 2010