1. The act of hiding in the bathroom, pretending to take a poop, while engaged in some non-poop related activity such as playing a game on your smartphone or surfing the internet.
2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.
3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.
2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.
3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.
Hey team, I'm at work but I'm Ghost Pooping so I can get my clan rumble in before time is up.
What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.
My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.
What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.
My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.
by Brendon K February 5, 2019
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Excerpt from "Ghosts of Koa": With a hellish scream, the creatures leaped forward, some of them skittering across the ground, others leaping onto the ceiling and skittering like spiders. All of them heading towards her. Screaming and nearly blinded with tears of terror, Ezekiel lifted her gun and jacked the trigger in the direction of the closest one.
Bam! The bullet struck cleanly through the creature’s chest, blowing a red blossom below its collarbone, and it was still coming. Bam! Another shot sliced through the kneecap and the screaming creature fell, flailing wildly like a beached carp, but even in its throes, Ezekiel could see it regroup, using its arms and remaining leg to scrabble towards her. Its wild eyes were wide and jaundiced with a hunger that was not of this world, a desire that had immunized it against pain...
Bam! The bullet struck cleanly through the creature’s chest, blowing a red blossom below its collarbone, and it was still coming. Bam! Another shot sliced through the kneecap and the screaming creature fell, flailing wildly like a beached carp, but even in its throes, Ezekiel could see it regroup, using its arms and remaining leg to scrabble towards her. Its wild eyes were wide and jaundiced with a hunger that was not of this world, a desire that had immunized it against pain...
by CRRice April 16, 2012
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That dude next to you just blasted a hot ghost! You just got hot ghosted! The taqueria became a haunted house after all of our hot ghosts.
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The jist of the ad is-
A Maori fella doesnt want to look dumb in front of Monique when he tells George that he's to drunk to drive but then he internalizes the complicated situation and realises Ghost George will haunt him for ever offering him ghost chips making him look like a spacehead and he'd have to live with Georges family and join in withpuzzle time. So he tells George he's to drunk.....and is a ledgend
The jist of the ad is-
A Maori fella doesnt want to look dumb in front of Monique when he tells George that he's to drunk to drive but then he internalizes the complicated situation and realises Ghost George will haunt him for ever offering him ghost chips making him look like a spacehead and he'd have to live with Georges family and join in withpuzzle time. So he tells George he's to drunk.....and is a ledgend
George- Grab a chip, wanna chip?
Maori fella- You know I cant grab your ghost chips
Skiny Maori kid- Spoon!
Chubby Maori kid- Space head!
Maori fella- You know I cant grab your ghost chips
Skiny Maori kid- Spoon!
Chubby Maori kid- Space head!
by Spacehead! November 14, 2011
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