gerk

v: the act of masturbating; wacking off; rubbing one out; punching the clown; choking the chicken; shaking hands with the unemployed; firing off some knuckle childreg; beating your fucking meat

Hey man, my mom caught me gerking last night with my sports illustrated for kids magazine on my bed.

by gasspaddle50 April 22, 2009

Gero

A gero, is usually an italian person, who is seen as many with an ego, although they do not deserve it, as theyre horrible at everything they do.

Look at him over there thinking hes cool, such a gero...

by AntmanXThanos March 19, 2021

Gerk

To suck on a dick or when a bitch gives you head.

Yo this bitch gerked my dick the other day.

by TotemPole July 1, 2004

Geckolus Extromus

A very large reptile-like creature that has been said to resemble a gecko at the most. It originates from Asia and has tawny skin, patches of pink fur, and orange eyes. When threatened, it has been said to give off the smell of ketchup. It has been known to hang around with the notorious Sketch.

Look, there's Geckolus Extromus in that tree!

by Solar April 26, 2004

Gerdo Mälga

Giga chad, hes strong, smart and funny. if ur like gerdo ur the best.

Hey you look like gerdo mälga how did you get so strong.

by Kiisumiisu2022 December 12, 2022

Gerk

to throw up

Stanley was in the bathroom, Gerking up something he ate last night.

by anonymous January 5, 2004

gerken

meeen woman-who can get louder with every word she says. ugly gray-hair. saggy boobs. also called the gerken-nader.

(girl 1) hey how was 6th period?
(girl 2) omg the gerken-nader freakin pissed herself off....

by kori. April 5, 2008