Definitions by gasspaddle50
gerk
v: the act of masturbating; wacking off; rubbing one out; punching the clown; choking the chicken; shaking hands with the unemployed; firing off some knuckle childreg; beating your fucking meat
Hey man, my mom caught me gerking last night with my sports illustrated for kids magazine on my bed.
gerk by gasspaddle50 April 22, 2009
stiff wiggler
stiff wiggler by gasspaddle50 April 18, 2009