Geoffrey

The most gay person in the world. One who thinks they are cool.

Geoffrey told the students that meech was a bad word.

by MEECHER May 14, 2014

Goffa

Is also a military (navy) word for salute.

Chucked the officer a goffa

by Newey January 12, 2004

groff

An obvious flub or mistake in the world of percussion

Guy 1: Yo, did you see how bad Pedro played last night? He really groffed up the 4 count drum fill!

Guy 2: You're full of crap, Jeff.

by Buddy Rich's ghost August 21, 2004

Geofact

Geofact GE-O-FACT jee-oh-fakt NOUN pseudonym Slang term commonly used by Hobbyist collectors, amateur & professional Archaeologist that describes an object occurring naturally; not made by man, That falsely looks to be a Artifact "U.S spelling" Artefact "Brittish spelling" usually just a common stone or rock and
Natural object or geological occurrence / anomaly

ORIGIN-
Geo Greek word meaning Earth
Factum Latin word meaning law or Somebody's own act and deed. see also Fact arte factum

I was excited that I had found what looked to be a ancient stone ax , But was told by experienced collectors it showed no signs of ancient tooling or manufacture & was a Naturally occurring stone formation commonly referred to as a Geofact I hope next time I find a "Artifact" not a "geofact".

by SORROW March 28, 2013

Geofrey

He may be rather big, unattractive, and maybe not the best at any sport but when you get a Geofrey be sure to keep him. Well as a friend anyways. His hair may not be on point at all times but he can sure make some people laugh with his crusty lips. Even though he’s on the bigger side Geofrey is a weird, sarcastic, child who wants to be your friend.

Geofrey
Wait you mean Geoffrey?
Nope his mom spelled it wrong!

by Fr fr definition June 1, 2018

Goff Balls

The balls of a extrmely sexually challenged male. The name goff balls was taken from the first known case. Included in the Goff balls disease is the symptom of an extremley small penis, below one inch even if erected. Goff balls must be handled with great care, or are prone to damage.

GOSH DANG! They are some tiny balls you have, they are goff balls!

by super duperness January 31, 2006

geoffery

When you want to Boycott something.

She's horrible.....Yeah geoffery.

by A Frost June 22, 2008