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French Bath

To douse ones self with copious amounts of any God awful over-powering perfume or deodorant that burns the nostrils and olfactory senses of every person and animal within at least a mile radius to cover the fact that you are too damn lazy to actually shower. The end result being a day ruining reek (for those who actually shower with soap and water on a daily bases) that's smells like a rotten steaming blend of body odor, french cheese and perfume.

Ironically named for the French's well known and documented hatred of bathing and personal hygiene.

If your odor precedes you and stays long after you're gone, chances are you have taken a French Bath.
I know it's 90 degrees out and I haven't showered for a fort night, but I'll just take a French Bath and no one will be the wiser.
by UrbanJinx June 9, 2014
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Spicket Fence

100 mexicans in line waiting for their pay.
I was outside the home depot when I saw that damn brown spicket fence lined up out the door. I was tempted to keep driving through it, but I hit my brakes.
by Gwayne March 15, 2008
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french chandelier

Things you will need:
Sprinkles
Rammiken
Basting agent and applicator

The act of:
1. Wash and Dry Testicles
2. Gently braise freshly shorn testicles with either:

-whipped egg white

-fresh butter/margarine

-extra virgin olive oil

-Nonstick cooking spray (we recommend PAM)
3. Immediately transfer moistened ballsack into a medium

sized rammiken filled with red, white and blue sprinkles.

(inspired by the French National Flag)
4. Hastily dangle your supremely decorated ballsack into

the open mouth of your chosen partner.

Serves 1-2
Colours of sprinkles may vary dependent on country of choice.
It was a common occurence to witness Paris routinely engaging in the age old practice of French Chandeliers with Pierre.
by Bigolesatchel May 1, 2010
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french eat

Where you stick your nose deep in your girls pussy, sniff as hard as you can and suck up all of the pussy juice, hawk a lugi in a cup and drink it.
I'm gonna give Nicky a good old French eat
by SirJalen February 10, 2017
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French Tuxedo

when you nut in someone's mouth and they french kiss it back into your mouth while you are wearing a tuxedo.
ME: How much for the French tuxedo?
JANE: Free for you baby.
by dragoJim May 26, 2018
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Hairy Frances

A nickname for a vagina, often used by Scottish people to define a rather bushy one.
Woop, she has such a Hairy Frances, I wouldn't go near it if I was you.

My scottish Hairy Frances is much better than your Shaven Susan.
by tguk October 20, 2008
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Junior French Kids

Born out of a Young Enterprise enrichment class, these young men first hit headlines when they made record sales, amounting to profit on the region of 200%.

Sadly, early on one of the members left the group, never to return, leaving the remaining 3 to each select a letter to be known by, J, F and of course, K.

One of the remaining 3, K, also created the card game, "Whammy Rule Shithead" and with minimal assistance from the other members, the game grew to be incredibly popular, until it fell from popularity, after 5 glorious days.

It remains to be seen what will become of J.F.K long term, but a record deal with EMI, as well as several modelling opportunites have been rumoured.
Simon 1: I have an idea for a group name, we should make it so that the letters correspond to a well known intialism, like J.F.K, so we could be called the Junior...

Simon A: French Kids!

Simon 1: The Junior French Kids... I like it.
by S. Junior August 2, 2010
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