The Flashing Light Bulb

A flashing light which frustrates you and therefore makes you horny.

The flashing light bulb gives me an erection

by 1234567paper February 24, 2011

Laughing at the Ground

Being sick; vomiting.

"Hey, look at him. Half a pint of lager and he's already laughing at the ground."
"Yeah. Let's get him!"

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Flouging

The act of slapping the inside of one's knees back and forth making a short and rapid slapping sound. You may also use any space with a width of just about 4-6 inches. You can floug your friends, family, boyfriend, or girlfriend. Anyone is eligible for a nice floug every now and then. Increase the space for a grande floug or even decrease for a mini floug. Anyone with their knees up is in prime floug position. If there's no one around, there's no shame in flougsterbating! Block the floug for a free floug pass. Everyone can floug!

"Alan is in prime flouging position, but I don't want to touch him. The forbidden floug."

"I haven't been flouged in like 3 hours. I"m gonna go flougsterbate."

by lifeguarflougers August 19, 2011

genuinely laughing

The act of forcefully laughing at someone's humourless joke to avoid an awkward or apathetic situation. This type of laughter is very commonly witnessed in a workplace environment.

The Boss: "When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough."

Employees: (genuinely laughing)

by shoulda_brought_them_shigars June 14, 2009

laughing jack

A pedophile that kidnaps children, rapes them, kills them, and stuff them up with candy

Dad: dude I found my kid stuffed with candy and dead

Person: dude she was killed by Laughing jack

by Theweirdteen December 19, 2020

flushing out your oven

after dutch ovening your bed, you gently lift one area of the blanket or sheets allowing air to come out of the "oven" and flow towards your partner or friend.

"whats that horrid smell, did you shit the bed?"

"na I just had to flush out my oven baby"

"id prefer if you flushing out your oven in another direction"

by Jon Josephssssssss October 4, 2008

Die Laughing

Ironic, hypocritical, or simply strange situation not properly explained. Where one possible meaning is funny or non-offensive, the other could be construed as humorless and offensive.

"If life were a race, I'd want to beat you to death and die laughing."

by DoomedSnowballs February 18, 2010