The act of being irrepressibly hamstrung by one's own brilliance but in a manner that is quite sween.

A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.

Ironic, hypocritical, or simply strange situation not properly explained. Where one possible meaning is funny or non-offensive, the other could be construed as humorless and offensive.

Die Laughing the First- Noted Noveau Americano royale extraordinaire and metric ruler and shepherd of tweep.

His Most Excellentcy Die Laughing: Media monarch, known and acknowledged King of all Twitterati, lord and master of "followers," purveryor of mass mockitude, menace in mirth, Geekasaurus Rex, harddriver, dude and dad.

Historical meritous service unto his realm...capture and containment of the anomolous phylum known as the imbibalicious sweenusscotius homoerectus.

However, history also notes the kinKdom timeline of Die Laughing the First, know affectionately to his courtiers as "Irst-Fay," was just one dwarf short of a Felini film.