flurkus

to have an imaginary thought of doing the most diabolical things to your gf or bf in bed

last night my best friends jarvis had a flurkus about mya

by flurkus man December 12, 2023

Flurging

The act of shitting while splooging aggressively

The fat black man was flurging on the bed

by ByMyDarling February 4, 2024

flurken

Mr Kaisers girthy shlong.

“God damn i’m bout to give you that flurken, you naughty thespian!”

by notaldosalazar November 30, 2023

flurking

The act of inserting a penis into someone's ass and then chopping it off while it's inside

"Anyone down for a flurking session in 20 minutes?"

by Munt Master March 27, 2024

flurmping

The act of tying a hotdog into a ribbon or knot

I like flurmping when I’m bored. It is a fun party trick

by Monstermash634 April 19, 2024

flurmp

Tying a hotdog into a knot

Do you want to flurmp at my house later?

by Monstermash634 April 19, 2024

Flurp

The sound that is made when a wet vagina comes in contact with your partners wet skin after intercourse. Similar to the sound of cheeks clapping.

“After we had sex my vagina fluped against his leg.” Flurping is a fun sound

by Freakykink May 28, 2024