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smart-kid fail

When the people in high school that are used to getting A+ get a B-. They didn't really fail, they just need to say they failed to justify the B-. This technique also makes the kids who normally get B- and are totally okay with it feel like shit.
"Oh my god, I totally smart-kid failed. I only got a B- on my history final. Now my grade is only going to be an A!!"

"Jeez, I hate those fuckin' losers that complain about smart-kid failing, I'm just worried about not normal-kid failing!"
by asdfghjklawlz June 19, 2009
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Failcom

Pseudonym of the company game development company Funcom, creators of Anarchy Online and Age Of Conan. This name is widely regarded as the true identity of Funcom even within the company. Funcom owns the domain failcom.com which leads directly to their homepage...because they fail.
On of the developers at Failcom says class balance is working as intended.
by Eiser October 15, 2008
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Traeger Fail

Traeger is the term given to someone who exaggerates a story to the point it is a work of fiction. And when he is telling the story it sounds so ridiculous it is just known as "Traeger FAIL"
For instance, stating their grandfather punched a bullet with his fist. That is Traeger FAIL
by Afro Arfan April 1, 2009
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A fail so big, it doesn't even fit on the richter scale.

therefore, guaranteeing an almost certain death.

or something along those lines.
person1: *accidently steps off a roof, which is about 123897401932874 meters high* AHHHHHHHHH

person2: FAIL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WHALE
by thisismyname:):) October 3, 2009
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FAIL!

When someone says or does something extremely stupid that causes them to look like a huge newb, usually results in self inflicted pain and humiliation.
"Lauren, Jurasic Park is a movie, not a place! FAIL!"

"Watch, Carly is about to do a belly flop... FAIL!"
by TurboNewb June 24, 2008
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epoch fail

When entering a date earlier than 1970 results in an error or crash. Coined by xkcd.
"I can't enter any of my Silver Age comics into this database. Epoch fail!"
by jgpallack January 11, 2009
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failcake

failcake= piece of cake (assignment,task,or etc.) + epic fail (you're a looser)
"Your shirt is inside-out."
"Failcake!!!"
by xlilxstrawberrix April 8, 2009
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