facesex

Sticking a penis into any facial orifice

lolol teh facesex!!!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

fecesmonger

someone who has an infatuation with eating as it is leaving the anal cavity recording it on german pornsites.

Alex Fulton is a feces monger

by Alan Jakabitz January 18, 2005

Fece Fetus

When a woman manages to hold her poop for 9 months and it comes out looking like a baby.

Married Man- "After years of trying, my wife and I were unable to conceive a child of our own. We then chose to take the best alternative, a fece fetus. After a couple of 'miscarriages', my wife cheated death and gave birth to our newborn. It's a miracle."

by Dude_Brah_Man February 25, 2010

facespace

1. mocking reference to the two popular social networking sites (Facebook & Myspace)
2. double entendre with meaning-1, but also meaning vagina

1. Wanna go chat on facespace?
2. Dude, the only facespace for me is your girlfriend's cunt!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 20, 2011

Fecebooking

To facebook while on the crapper. Perusing facebook during the act of defecation.

Etymology "Fece" - feces + "booking" - facebooking

You got a stomach flu or something?
Nah I was fecebooking...

I'm not using that iphone. I know you were fecebooking!

by Heuronimus March 26, 2010

Facesitting

When Milena sits on your face and then you eat the p**sy like its birthday cake🤤

Keep facesitting on me your p**sy tastes so good

by Abdil facesitter April 21, 2018

fecenoculars

blowing hershey squirts into the toliet, then dipping your testicles into the toliet, and then proceeding to drop your testicles in another person's eyesockets. Only can be done when the person giving the fecenoculars goes up 3.

Eric gave Chris an uncalled for dirty munch while he was koed to danny diveto, so Chris retaliated by giving Eric fecenoculars.

by TearDrop April 25, 2005