Fappiccino

Masturbating as soon as you wake up in order to energize yourself and start the day

Charlie had a rough night. He wanted to have a good day today though so he started his day with a good fappiccino

by Sw1987 February 11, 2021

Fapper

a fapper is another word for the word faggot.
a fapper is also that one uglyass emoji with a pepper
pepper+faggot=fapper

Person one: god, you’re such a fapper!
Person two: ur homophobic

by faggot3000 April 4, 2021

fappinthroisis

When you hit a girl on the ass but then you say sorry and then you punch her in the face and she calls you daddy while you doing distraction dance from henry stickmin like a fucking 12 year old.

Andrew Bill David Douglas: While I'm milking some cows in my farm, I want to tell you a story... I caused fappinthroisis since I hit a girl on the ass, said sorry, puched her face, she called me daddy while I was doing distraction dance.
Hillbilly Joe: what the fu-

by datboi101lol March 10, 2021

Fapplebee's

A small group of friends with benefits, mostly referring to friends watching other friends have sexual intercourse; a sex fest.

Sorry bro, I got invited to my friends fapplebee's, cuz you know, she's hot.

by Corned Beef 7768 April 17, 2021

Flappies

Flappies is what a young bat does prior to being able to fly. It hangs on to something stationary like a tree branch with its feet, while flapping its wings vigorously, mimicking flight, in order to exercise and strengthen the muscles that will soon be required when it starts to fly. Older adult bats in captivity past the age of flight also engage in this activity.

A baby bat practices flappies every day until it is ready to fly.

by CAlchemist September 18, 2021

Frappier

The best family name in the world! Without a Frappier in your life, you are liven miserably. They offer happiness and good sex! They’re are the tiger of sex, agile like a snake and can last more than everyone that you’ve ever met. Like a lion, a Frappier is the king of all humans, never someone could beat this living sex lion!

MAX: OMGGG IT IS A FRAPPIER!!
WILL: Yes please go on your knee’s!

by WAFSKI123 November 21, 2021

fappendicitis

When an excess of fapping leads to sharp pains in your lower stomach, as a result of strain and stress.

Dude, Joe's been beating his meat so hard he's been diagnosed with fappendicitis.

by Don Fillingsworth November 13, 2021