US Endangered Species Act of 1996

Document that supposedly protected unicorns and ginger. Probably created in 1996. Is actually total bullshit.

Gingers are hunted for their magic powers which puts them on the US Endangered Species Act of 1996. Too bad it doesn't exist.

by MuffinMuffinMuffinMuffin March 6, 2009

Flag

Get the US Endangered Species Act of 1996 mug.

[endengear]

clothing and accesories that disguise a disguise. most common for sketchy tweekers and fugitives on the run. endengear. origin: {en}= IN {den}= DENVER {gear}= apparel.

wow did you see that guy mustve been hiding from someone wearing all that endengear i have no clue who that was..

by joe grissom November 8, 2006

Flag

Get the [endengear] mug.

Related Words

endone • Endonesia • Endonion • Endont • Endon • endonaute • endongaled • Endonigger • Domain Expansion: Jihei Endonka • ENDO

endocrat

someone who thinks every problem can be solved with a joint session of some fine marijuana

You must think that everything is so easy that as an endocrat you could stop wars with just a ounce of marijuana in hand.

by Otra-kei November 18, 2009

Flag

Get the endocrat mug.

Where when a person is about to cum they put there balls into a small container of cold water to keep back the cum. Eventually after doing it many times the person can't hold it back so it seems like it's a never ending shower of cum.

Bobby: Yesterday I had a good never ending shower going and it took like 5 minutes to finish!

by Smileyfaceguy April 20, 2009

Flag

Get the Never ending Shower mug.

Not So Happy Ending

When a female masseuse gives a post-massage blowjob, then proceeds to bite the man's penis off.

Cop: "Whats the situation?"
Deputy: "Well the victim died after his penis was removed and he bled out."
Cop: "In a massage parlor? How was his penis removed?"
Deputy: "Not So Happy Ending."
Cop: "Mother of god."

by TeamGhost February 8, 2015

Flag