mmmmmmmmm *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR

a microwave

Me: okay im gonna make a corn dog
Microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
1 minutes later
Microwave: mmmmmmmmm *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR

Me: ...

by seudonymseudonymseudonymseudon May 29, 2022

the pig exploded

when a particular place or item looks like it has been run in all wheel drive through a mote of dead hookers and spaghetti sauce at terminal velocity.

There is a sign on all of the microwaves, please cover your food. Today all of the microwaves looked like the pig exploded in them. Could you please keep it simple. Cover your food.

by doctor squander August 27, 2009

exploding fists

a knucks handshake where when the two fists touch the hands are quickly spread open.

That kid didn't even know exploding fists, we touched and he clenched like he was pinching twins.

by J Wizza July 9, 2006

Internet Explorer

The Shittiest internet browser ever.

"Aw man! Internet Explorer froze again!"
"Why were you using internet explorer?"
"I was trying to download Google Chrome."

by Bob Yong Un May 5, 2015

DIA-RUN-RUN-HURRY-EXPLODING-ASS

An acronym for spelling Diarrhea so you’ll never forget how to ever again!

Person 1: Yo man! how do you spell diarrhea for this nursing exam?

Person: DIA-RUN-RUN-HURRY-EXPLODING-ASS. You’ll never forget ever again bro!

by FunnyGuy2000 August 19, 2021

The Exploding Panda

the act of ripping out one's penis so hard while having anal intercourse with an obese asian woman causing an explosion of diarrhea.

Man, i had to wash my sheets seven times because this bitch had the exploding panda.

by kwk1986 July 6, 2008

explodie people

People that explode spontaniously.

I HATE IT when those guys in Resident Evil Zero explode all over you!

by Urine May 12, 2003