social dieter

A person who diets only when in the presence of others. Typically a female behavior, a social dieter will gain a sense of superiority over non social dieters. When alone a social dieter will eat foods that they characteristically would look down upon others for eating.

Tina= Why does Tammy only eat carrots for lunch everyday but shes still fat as fuck?
Courtney=Shes a social dieter, when she gets home she eats her whole kitchen.

by Randy2676 June 11, 2012

squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.

If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.

by raytownskater September 29, 2014

squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.

If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.

by raytownskater September 29, 2014

Hadlock diet

When instead of dieting you start using methamphetamine to get the weight off.

*Jefferson County

I can eat whatever I want and still lose the weight I'm on the Hadlock diet.

by Michaels girl April 17, 2015

App diet

Deleting a lots of apps from your smartphone that you haven't used in a long time.

I went on an app diet when I got my new iPhone and went from five pages of apps to two.

by Helmsdown April 25, 2015

Stripper diet

A stripper diet consists of Cocaine and semen. nothing more nothing less

Caramella: Damn girl I need to find a diet so I can look as good as Vanilla Kitty Does in that thong.

Cinnamon: You better learn to swallow. Vanilla just got back on the stripper diet, all she eats is cocaine and semen.

by Ishootsideways August 29, 2016

Maduro Diet

Venezuela's diet. Bread and Water.

if you want to be a model you should better start Maduro Diet

by Anonnnnc March 17, 2017