Doink

A rude word, so rude that it exceeds the offence of any other vulgar words.

Zoe: 'You're such a fucking doink!'
Ryan: 'mother fucking doink'
Emily: 'I've been such a doink today..'

by Alyshia Black December 30, 2011

doink

when you have to take a big shit

"ahh man, i gotta doink!"

by fal4751 April 13, 2006

Doinked

Past tense of doink

I've been thinking about coming to school doinked

by Doinked May 17, 2018

Doinked

To land a critical hit on an enemy

Bro I just doinked that dude for 250 damage

by Mr Mani April 27, 2019

doink

a word moderators or admins use when about to lock a thread/topic

"ok, this thread is useless...DOINK!" *locked*

by Dirge March 15, 2005

girl drinks

Any alcoholic beverage that should only be consumed by female drinkers, such as Cider.

Drinkning hard cider. Especially when mixed with Guinness.

by Guy drinker July 20, 2008

Doink

Snorting a substance up ones nose, also known as doinking something.

"mate i doinked 4 grammes of ket and i thought my mum was made of pony's hair"

by alistair d December 17, 2008