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Diversity Numbers

Diversity Numbes is a phrase used by the elite to describe the degree to which a business’s or organization's workforce is not straight, white and male.

In most contexts, a workforce is considered diverse if it comprises a large contingent of non-white, non-male and non-heterosexual workers, but this is by no means a general rule, as evidenced by the tendency of Asians to be counted as "white" in some contexts and "non-white" in other contexts.

Many organizations, Google for example, game their diversity numbers by hiring a large contingent of "LGBTQ" workers who are white, and thus avoid the need to hire black people.

The phrase came into popular usage through its frequent appearances in Gawker, where it was used to measure the diversity of Silicon Valley firms.
Sam Biddle: "Facebook's diversity numbers are in, and they're terrible"

John Taylor: "What's wrong with them"

Sam Biddle: "They're really, really white"

John Taylor: "But it says here that the're 30% Asian. Also, isn't Facebook run by Jews?"

Sam Biddle: "yeah, Asians don't count, and Jews are white"
by Josh G September 26, 2014
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Diirkey

Fairy is to fag as Diirkey is to dike. In order to understand this see below for word derivation:

FAIRY/FAG = X/DIKE

F&A CANCEL OUT:

(IRY/G)= X/DIKE

MULTIPLY BOTH SIDE BY DIKE:

(DIKE)(IRY)/G=X

MULTIPLY BOTH SIDE BY G:

(DIKE)(IRY)=GX

WHERE G IS THE GENDER MODULUS AND CAN BE APPROXIMATED AS 1 WHEN CONSIDERING ONLY MALE AND FEMALE (REAL) GENDERS.

EXPANDING:

DIKEIRY=X

RE-ARRANGEMENT

X= DIIKERY
"Is that girl a lesbian?"
"I don't know, but she's such a diirkey."
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"Another murder happened by the Boros gate, it was probably that House Dimir."
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Diirdee Whoar

A lady or young woman who can’t hold her alcohol and makes the best jokes.
Must be said with a long Boston accent.
Can be used as both a compliment and an insult.
Oh my god, did you see her snort that cake like a diirdee whoar?

I see you like your drinks, you gorgeous diirdee whoar.
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Divergent Dingleberries are bunches of any berry.
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