Overseas Girlfriend

In reality, this is your male penpal who's been calling you by the wrong name since you started corresponding with him in 5th grade and you never had the balls to correct him.

Often used as the basis for your explanation of why you don't have a GF because of this girl overseas your "kind of dating".

Sorry guys, I cant play D & D with you losers tonight because I have to get on AOL instant messenger with my overseas girlfriend...

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

snapchat girlfriend

An emotional relationship with a girl, in which all communication takes place over Snapchat.

Bianca has become a Snapchat girlfriend; she only ever talks to Donnie over the app even though he tells her they have a "real" connection.

by Rudyr8 April 18, 2017

roblox girlfriend break up

the exact reason why your uncle is crying in the other room.

hey uncle dick, i need a roblox girlfriend break up d any ideas? "not yet im gonna go to the other room".... hoof glad thats over. "whats wrong uncle dick?"

by wheremysuperkah00t May 21, 2019

National do whatever your girlfriend says day

Every Saturday is do whatever your girlfriend says day.

Guy 1: come over Saturday
Guy 2: Cant its National do whatever your girlfriend says day.

by Batman0909 October 4, 2020

girlfriend

Something you should protect and cherish with your life and if you're a good boy you'll get lucky at night. XD

Mine is the best, look at her and I'll kill you. >.>

by sex toy~ August 20, 2003

Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher

A fucking ugly bitch who goes out with the Porky Scotcher.

Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?

That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.

Fucking ugly bitch.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

internet girlfriend

See also: lonely, loser, geek, nerd or mastrubation.

C'mon guys, I really DO have a girlfriend. (What he doesn't know is that his "girlfriend" is actually a 6ft-one 350lb. inmate with an internet pass in the prison library.)

by Hasenpfeffer March 19, 2005