Sandy Diego

Inspired after a romantic romp on one of those enchanted Southern California beaches.A Sandy Diego is residual sand present in the most private of locations after an intimate beach romp that can lead to scratching, chafing, as well as an overall bad experience if approval for Round Two is given.

Romance on the beach is great as long as a Sandy Diego does not appear to ruin the fun

by Dr Fred June 2, 2018

Zach Diego

This dude is the realest, he gets all the ladies, absolutely the coolest guy you’ll ever meet!

You see that dude, that’s Zach Diego! Absolute fucking pussy master

by RealBoisDontDie May 30, 2018

Diego labiaga

Is a stupid moron that has a smaller Dick than antman and is gay and is married to James Charles

Look is A Diego labiaga he ilmust be very gay poor gay

by Mi water just died May 21, 2019

Diego P

breaker of the bro code

Part of the simp nation

NO pass for simping

Diego P is a simp

by fsdgeagtetafe February 28, 2020

Diego Tanberg

Diego is a the most morbidly obese man child you will ever come across. He is a is a failed abortion who has cancer. He is a pedo and asks 12 year olds to "pop a knee cap" He has NO PUBIC HAIR AND IS BALDING EVERYWHERE. fuck you diego lmao

Oh look its Diego Tanberg, he smells like pp

by anonymous January 31, 2021

Diego Avila

A really annoying person. If you are named Diego you probably act like a badass yet you’re scared of the dark. Most common for boys and if you ever see a Diego Avila. You’re going to wish you never met them.

You: dude I saw Diego Avila at school!

Me: ew ew ew take your eyes out

by Ms.PickleJuice March 31, 2020

Diego v

A dude who hates tanner and sucks off to micah.

Me: YOOO ITS DIEGO v RUN

by Stevenson nigga ass November 11, 2018