North Carolina dEcA

Do not be fooled. dEcA is not a high school club, it is a way of life. A cult. If you join dEcA, you might as well forget about life in itself. dEcA fools children into believing that it's a marketing club. That could not be more inaccurate. dEcA is the gateway to an obsessive and exclusive life that towers over regular mortals (people not in dEcA). Annually, the members of dEcA meet at the epiphany of cultism: ICDC-- the ultimate test of ones humanity. It is labeled as dEcA's, "international competition," but regular functioning humans can see through this bs. ICDC is the place where one goes, only return as a part of a communist group otherwise known as: dEcA. Although ICDC can cost up to $5000 for some states, the flashy locations of ICDC (such as Orlando) lure innocent children in. However, on rare occasions, you can find a dEcA state officer. These people vary, they are either people who do dEcA for the college app, or people who have conversations that are 88% made up of dEcA. You have been warned. Stay away. Share the truth.

Normal citizen: "Hey dude what's up!"
dEcA member: "I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "um..ok...How are you doing?"
dEcA member: "Was I not clear? I am in North Carolina Deca"

Normal citizen: "uhh... how are your classes?"
dEcA member: "Deca"
Normal citizen: "Wha-"
dEcA member: "DECA!"
Normal citizen: "Yo, you good?"
dEcA member: "DECA! DECA! DECA! DECA! I LOVE DECA! i LOVE DECA! i AM GOING TO ICDC! I AM NOT HUMAN, I AM DECA!!!"
Normal citizen: " I need to gtfo!"

by Baller oh March 20, 2019

Jet Lagged a Decade

It's when some edgy gen-Z attempts to make a 2000s joke in modern times that they seem to suddenly warped to that era.

"Did he just make a 'manamajeff' joke in 2021?"
"I know right? Man's jet lagged a decade."

by blaastranger December 28, 2020

Destroy Dick December Decade

What Agent Smith calls a “killing spree”

GUYS! DON’T POUR BLACK FLEX SEAL ON YOURSELF! YOU’LL CAUSE DESTROY DICK DECEMBER DECADE!

by Bambianca November 7, 2021

Half a decade

This is five years

It's going to be I half a decade ago when I turn 15.

by 459395 February 17, 2022

national kick tall people decade

at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher

"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
👹

by tall people should shrink October 13, 2022

Mistreated for decades

And we wouldn't even be talking about it if Hamas hadn't raped murdered their way into the news-cycle.

Hym "Isn't it a little sad to you that they've been mistreated for decades and you spent those decades thinking your women and children wouldn't get raped and murdered over it and now... BAM! That delusion has been ripped away from you in one fell swoop? And ONLY NOW is it the impetus for change. Like... Hamas has been firing missiles into Israel for years... You DIDN'T NEED TO ERADICATE HAMAS... Until now... Because you thought your women and children wouldn't get raped and killed over it and they DID have that happen to them. Isn't it sad? And still the lesson hasn't been learned. Because you can kill Hamas all you want but it isn't going to do anything because you aren't fighting THEM you're fighting THEM IN ABSTRACTION. The PERPETUAL 'THEM.' And so long as the conditions that created the impetus for violence exist the rape and child murder isn't ABSENT in you society but, rather, IMPENDING. And you're going to do the same thing you do with school shootings and hyper-fixate on solving the 1st order problem (The physical ability for somone to do what they did) rather than addressing the actual cause. And beyond that, you're not actually even capable of engaging with the true cause. You're going to deflect to some amorphous 'craziness' or some ethereal 'evil' as the cause and you will do nothing to prevent things like happening in the future because you refuse to change the present in such a way that it will prevent things like this from being a desired outcome."

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

The love decagon

The best friend group you could have. Everybody in it is in love with each other, they hangout every weekend. One always run's down the street screaming. Most of the members are nerd's but they're pretty chill. They always have a group chat and always have taco's or pizza. They all get along quite nicely, except for when they don't! They're pretty popular kids and everyone wants to be them.

Person 1 : Did you hear about the love decagon?

Person 2 : Yeah

by Martymcfly3050 February 6, 2024