citizen dildo

tom cruise

vanilla sky "Tom cruises nickname"
my coworkers call me citizen dildo behinde my back.

by gary tee November 16, 2010

dildo scrubber

The assholes on Kazaa who put shitty ass files on there just so people will download shit from them.

person 1: Man, I gotta get the Points of Authority video.
person 2: I thought you already had it?
person 1: Yeah, but the dildo scrubbers on Kazaa put shitty ass bogus shit on it, so it's always bad quality.
person 2: What faggoty ass biches.

by Sonya August 6, 2003

Dildomometer

A fictitious insertable device referred to as a way to measure a woman’s sexual prowess.

I'd give her a '7' on the Dildomometer scale...

by DG1 December 9, 2008

Diformex

Noun: An object with the ability to transform into / or apply two forms of state / attack. Generally used in relation to internet games.

Synonym: Hybrid

Runescape: "That beast was maging 'Form 1' that noob for straight 30's and pulled his melee switch 'Form 2' to KO with a 40. What a Diformex!"

by PhattyTheKid November 20, 2009

Dilbow

A dilbow is a crossbow that fires dildos at deadly speeds.

My aim was off and my dilbow broke her hip.

by vagasscrack August 5, 2011

dildo

You've all heard of a man's best friend being a dog. well a girl's best friend is by far a dildo.

one day as sophie and brit were in the library,sophie gently whispered to brit.. "can i borrow your dildo tonight?" Brit gladly said yes you may! have a good time"

by Pat Mcgroin February 14, 2005

Ear Dildo

a Q-tip

ben: "dude i can see the earwax in your ears all the way from here
frank:yeah i ran out of ear dildo's a month ago

by gothunkeverythingchick January 9, 2010