cum

penis milk

Person 1: "Did you cum?"
Person 2: "Yes, I did create penis milk"

by Cumlord of Jesus December 7, 2020

cum

not sure but your mom seems to enjoy it

Look, we both knew this was gonna happen at some point. Your mom was gonna be the tip of my cum joke at some point and you fell for it, now quit looking up all your fetishes that no one knows about and get back to focusing on your senior thesis.

by some_corvette March 22, 2022

cum

a chemical substance out of a small or 100 inch cock

jack: I wanna cum!
mrs Jackson: oh yeah daddy jack
Joe: porn alert

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

cum

The white stuff that comes out of a peins.

You:Mum! White stuff is coming out of my penis!
Mum:That's cum son!

by FatUglyWhiteChick December 9, 2020

CUM

Canada + United States of America + Mexico

Cum together

by cumrude March 4, 2022

Cum

It’s that white shit that’s comes out yo fucking dick when your done jerking off

YEAH IMMA FUCKING CUM IN MY HOMIE

by The fucks a prior rmgm April 9, 2022

cum

the kind of shit that comes out of your dingus when youre a horny bastard

jake: *searches for handjob, blowjob, cum and masturbation*
7 minutes later: AUGHHHHHHHHHH I JUST CUMMED ALL OVER MY CHAIR~~

by radius97 March 3, 2023