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To cucumber someone is not an easy feat
by Meduza June 21, 2017
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cucumber face

When someone endures a high level of suffering and their face appears as if they are having a large cucumber inserted into their anus
Did you see that guys cucumber face while he was doing planks?
by Wannabe BC August 27, 2016
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cucumber

A green long shaped sausage that tastes like veggies but females use it to please their cats.
Emma: Do you have a sausage I need to satisfy my pussy (cat)

Emily: No but I have cucumber instead. *hands cucumber*

Emma: Thanks this will definitely satisfy my pussy and my it wet.
by Huntdok January 5, 2022
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cucumber

its a wierd greenthing
what the fickity frick is that cucumber
by dqweuilfuiui;gweui;fgwei;ugf January 15, 2024
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cucumbing

An action of shoving a cucumber up into a person's ass
"Spill the information now or I'm gonna start cucumbing you!"
I'll make you hate cucumber for the rest of your life.
by Cucumber Call Center July 31, 2019
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drowned cucumbers

I can't believe no one made a definition of this but drowned cucumber are pickles. cucumbers drowned in vinegar becomes a solid pickle, sweet and savory.
"can I have some pickles?" "you mean... DROWNED CUCUMBERS!"
by Uwubadcoochie April 6, 2024
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Cucumbers

Some people eat them.....others shove them up their asses
Dave: DUDE cucumbers are SOOOOOOO yummy
Jeremy: YEAH MAN! especially after you've cuCUMMED all over them HAHAHAH
Dave:.................No..........
by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024
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