crusty

an insultin term from a pikey/chav/townie to a goth/grunger/punk/rocker etc

them:wer cool lets have the crusties
Us: dont start things u cant finish u illiterate pikey fuckers

(in memory of marcus' lost tooth to an overly aggressive and eventually cowardly pikey)

by pete April 26, 2003

crusty crab

a girl who fucked lots of guys and her crotch is now loose and crusty like form with lots of diseases in her crotch

That crusty crab was very aggressive last night and very easy to do her.

by African-Ox January 12, 2011

Crusty Dildo

A dildo that has dried up pussy juice all over it from recent use. Banana Crust

- That one chick that just moved in is gross as fuck. She left a nasty crusty dildo on her bed this afternoon.
-How did u find out
-no "pornographical" reason... ;)
- (:o

by jimdjfgpodsahgn fdiosnagfjkhs August 29, 2012

crusty asshole

When someone ejaculates onto your asshole and is left and dried around your asshole.

Shut up you crusty asshole licker.

by MitchyyOG May 16, 2016

crusty pussy

When a guy cums on a girl's pussy and waits till the cum dries up on her pussy all crusty.

Megan prefers to eat crusty pussy.

by Defnition202 June 9, 2016

crusty dusty

An unknown dry, white substance on the bottom of your bed in the hotel room you’re staying at.

Makinzie: What is that on the bottom of the bed?
Bailey: Oh, that’s a crusty dusty.

by Jesslyn B June 17, 2018

Crusty-Crab

With sexual relations after a women's menstrual bleeding, the penis emerges from the vagina with a flakey, scabby, residue.

Johnny was pleasantly surprised when he was left with a crusty-crab from his brother's girlfriend.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010