Lower Body Crumping

Humping so fast and coordinatedly that it looks like you're crumping using your lower half

Mary and her dance instructer were lower body crumping all night long, much to the dismay of her neighbours.

by knomas thight December 14, 2010

crumpy

a spasm-ing pisshead

haha diggory's got crumpy

by tom April 19, 2003

Crumpet

A common term used for a toilet brush cleaner. England. Noun.

There is a huge shit in the toilet. Where is the crumpet?!

by pea123456 February 6, 2013

crumpit

another word for cracker.

want some crumpits and tea?

by lik' ems June 27, 2005

crumpet eating fuck

See wordBritish/word.

I'm going to go shoot that crumpet eating fuck because he has his way with little kids.

by Concerned Citizen August 26, 2003

Clumpton

A futuristic device for clumping your way around. Bit like ED209. Comes with mounted chaingun for sorting those troublesome girlfriends. Has a hover mode to make getting to work extra easy probably fits in half a parking space too - bonus.

Can be found on Perfect Dark Zero "Mint just found mesen a Clumpton!"

by Baron Von Peppenvort December 20, 2006

tea and crumpets

The act of a male individual throwing a reverse cowgirl or squatting over a woman or man, and dipping his nutsack and cock (aka man junk) into their mouth and making sure his asshole is grinding on their nose.

Usually reserved for an especially vicious slam, use of this phrase can be for the fun of it.

“You just served up some tea and crumpets”
“Would you like some tea and crumpets?”

by bike dick March 6, 2009