crusty pocket syndrome

The act upon jizzing in your partners pocket. Typically a pair of jeans. And await for them to dry resulting in a crusty surprise.

Vicky: Omg tiffany i put my hand in my pocket today and found a crusty surprise. I think tony might have given me crusty pocket syndrome.

by stiffanybutttoucher January 22, 2016

crusty custard

The act of letting ones semen dry inside of the vagina and then eating her out

Girl im gunna eat yo crusty custard

by Megazoidberg September 20, 2016

Crusty Iced Bun

Where a male leaves his post-coitus ejaculate upon a woman's posterior, whereupon it is left a number of hours until a crunchy texture is achieved.

After the third date we spiced things up a bit - crusty iced bun dawg!

by John Cash 808 September 2, 2016

crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt

A girl who is a huge THOT through out the work area.

Bill: your a crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt !

by Goblinqueen March 8, 2017

crusty corndog

a annoying human being who is being bitchy.

Mr Stiver is being such a crusty corndog!

by CRUSTY CORNDOG September 29, 2017

Crusty Uncle

A sexual act whereupon a man is fucked up the ass and then shits the cum and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. The partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. As the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. Then you punch him in the dick.

I gave your father a crusty Uncle last night.

by UncleBarry June 8, 2018

Crustyfucc

A fucc that indeed is crusty
- When a crusty residue is left after hardcore fucc

'yesterday i slept with Shaun, it indeed was a crustyfucc

by crustyfucc - seb and will xxo June 9, 2018