(noun)
Anyone that has the characteristics of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. Some characteristics include:
- arguing excessively (especially on Internet forums) over, for example, minute details about some minor point or the way Spock exhaled as he spoke from the 34th episode of the original Star Trek series from 1950 whatever.
- informing someone of something (like a software release) the moment it happens. "You should be informed Microsoft has released another minor update patch for the Internet Connection Wizard for Windows 95."
- insisting that their interpretation of any given topic is the correct one, with a twist of role playing games and choose-your-own adventure book titles to back their point up.
- fat arsed/ugly with no women in their life except for the mother, sister(s) or pr0n.
- skinny arsed with trimmed facial hair, glasses and a pony tail.
- always has the fastest Internet connection going and is constantly downloading something illegal from the latest p2p or file swarming network.
- doesn't like another person you class as a comic book guy (as comic book guys don't get on because they argue each other in circles and compete to download the latest video driver updates first then email them to the other one)
Anyone that has the characteristics of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. Some characteristics include:
- arguing excessively (especially on Internet forums) over, for example, minute details about some minor point or the way Spock exhaled as he spoke from the 34th episode of the original Star Trek series from 1950 whatever.
- informing someone of something (like a software release) the moment it happens. "You should be informed Microsoft has released another minor update patch for the Internet Connection Wizard for Windows 95."
- insisting that their interpretation of any given topic is the correct one, with a twist of role playing games and choose-your-own adventure book titles to back their point up.
- fat arsed/ugly with no women in their life except for the mother, sister(s) or pr0n.
- skinny arsed with trimmed facial hair, glasses and a pony tail.
- always has the fastest Internet connection going and is constantly downloading something illegal from the latest p2p or file swarming network.
- doesn't like another person you class as a comic book guy (as comic book guys don't get on because they argue each other in circles and compete to download the latest video driver updates first then email them to the other one)
I left my MSN on auto file accept accidentally and went out. When I got home this comic book guy on my list had sent me about a hundred files he had downloaded off bit torrent. Most of it was pr0n or pictures of wizards from role play games.
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\kŏz'mĭ-rŏn'ĭk\
adjective
(a combination of cosmic and ironic)
1. Of or relating to the regions of the ironic universe distinct from the sincere Earth.
2. Of or relating to the regions of the sincere universe distinct from the ironic Earth.
3. Poignantly and infinitely or inconceivably contrary to what was expected or intended.
4. Inconceivably extended irony; vast irony.
5. Irony of fate.
--cos·mi·ro·ny \kŏz'mˈī-rə-nē also kŏz'mˈī(-ə)r-nē\ noun
(cosmic irony)
\kŏz'mĭ-rŏn'ĭk\
adjective
(a combination of cosmic and ironic)
1. Of or relating to the regions of the ironic universe distinct from the sincere Earth.
2. Of or relating to the regions of the sincere universe distinct from the ironic Earth.
3. Poignantly and infinitely or inconceivably contrary to what was expected or intended.
4. Inconceivably extended irony; vast irony.
5. Irony of fate.
--cos·mi·ro·ny \kŏz'mˈī-rə-nē also kŏz'mˈī(-ə)r-nē\ noun
(cosmic irony)
"It seems somehow cosmironic that I lost my cell phone, my laptop, AND my PDA within the same week."
"The cosmironic 'silver lining in every cloud' is nothing more than an optical illusion created by light refracting through airborne pollutants."
"Cruel cosmironic jokes played by God at our expense (Beethoven's loss of hearing, eg.)."
"Isn't it cosmironic? Don't cha think?"
"The cosmironic 'silver lining in every cloud' is nothing more than an optical illusion created by light refracting through airborne pollutants."
"Cruel cosmironic jokes played by God at our expense (Beethoven's loss of hearing, eg.)."
"Isn't it cosmironic? Don't cha think?"
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