Refracting

Hard and enthusiastic sex

Luke stop refracting with Eve.

Refracting by Refraction2 June 11, 2019

refraining order 

A refraining order is when someone tells you not to say something to someone other than yourself.

Suzy: You better not comment on my sister's fat ass again. You're under a temporary 'refraining order' until we leave her house.
Jimmy: Yes dear.

refraining order by Bryan Gilbreath April 16, 2009

over reacting 

something a guy should never tell a girl. Unless he wants his heart broken.

“Britney your over reacting it’s not big deal.”
Britney- Listen here you little fucker.

over reacting by litty68430 February 18, 2019

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device 

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

Age refraction threshhold

the 2 year anomaly in the space time continuum in which asain females go from lookin really young to suddenly lookin 800 years old.

Ming is a victim of the age refraction threshhold.
Ming at age 18: hot
Ming at age 50: hot like 18
Ming at 52: 800 years old

Age refraction threshhold by Jonny Morrison December 22, 2004

Retracting tortoise 

A phrase used in response to somebody doing or saying something so unattractive, that the most mighty of erections would quickly shrivel to the size of an acorn. Very much like the head of a tortoise would retract within its shell.

"Dude, did you see Lucy eating that sausage and egg mcmuffin earlier?"
"Yeah man, she got mustard up her nose and proceeded to spoon it out and eat it, total retracting tortoise."

Retracting tortoise by Huuuuud September 23, 2012

relacting 

When you are relunctantly relaxing.

Person 1: Aren't you meant to do your assignment?
Person 2: Yeah but no wifi here. So I have no choice but to relax.

Person 1: Ah so you're relacting.

relacting by MMZMTS January 26, 2019