The wifi comfort zone

When someone rarely leaves their house and when they do it's never past the yard.

"You should buy a car charger so your phone won't die"
"I KNOW but I never really leave my house so that would be a waste of a lot of precious moneeyyyy"
"Yeah your right, you're pretty lazy and never leave your yard"
The wifi comfort zone

by Munrokr May 26, 2014

Comfort Tube

A Youtube channel or rabbit hole that brings great comfort and warm feelings.

I was supposed to work another 2 hours but instead curled up with my laptop and watched Bon Appetít's Test Kitchen as my comfort tube.

by Skaunti January 27, 2020

Comfort

Louis Tomlinson.

Kid: What does "comfort" mean?
Person: Look at this picture of Louis Tomlinson.
Kid: Ohhh, I get it!

by 28toinfinity December 23, 2021

comfort twenty

The pounds people put on when they're in a stable relationship.

Things must be good with Howard and Diane, he's packed on the comfort twenty.

by Dr. Bubba March 28, 2012

A comforting chimney sweeper

A comforting chimney sweeper referece to the sexuall act, where after taking a shit, Person B cleans Person A's rectum for any additional "crums" with their tongue

Person 1:I just had a comforting chimney sweeper done to me, pls help
Person 2: a what?
Person 1: .....

by Christ feisty 123 May 13, 2021

Comfort Starved

When a certain thing that comforts you isn’t there anymore, and has left you without a state of contentment.

I’m so comfort starved, they killed off my favorite solace character from this movie.

by Wisteriawastaken December 6, 2020

Southern Comfort

A lady yanks on your balls while you are drinking whiskey and fucking your cousin. Don't you just love southern comfort

Southern Comfort is always good with some good ball torture and drinking whiskey

by BoB DYLAN DADDY December 8, 2020