coasted

high and/or drunk out of your fucking mind.

"Oh my God, Matt is totally coasted."

by pixelcrystals January 18, 2020

casterelle

someone undeniably incredible. everything about him is amazing. even the flaws he think he has are perfect. with his loud ass humor to his beautiful smile. there’s nothing that could go wrong with him. he’s bold, blunt, and beautiful. as well as having the best soft side for a specific person ;).

“wow casterelle is so cool, he kinda scares me.”

keaton; “nah ..he’s just my bun. casterelle isn’t scary- well maybe for you.”

by namjoonstiddi3s April 5, 2020

Constervusion

An idea you thought you had, but someone else has already come up with.

“Constervusion,” was invented by Troy W. Gunter on August 2, 1984.

Charlie had a slight case of constervusion

by Constervusion March 8, 2021

Constervusion

When a person has an idea, but has a brain fart, and can’t remember the idea. (Constervusion was invented by Troy W. Gunter on August 2nd, 1984.)

Charlie had a slight case of Constervusion.

by Constervusion March 8, 2021

Croaster

Toaster that toasts any food that starts with the letters "cr"

Alternate spelling:
Crowester: Used as a nickname for anybody named Russell Crowe

Hey! Will you throw that cronut in the croaster so it's croasty when I get back?

Who put a donut in the croaster??? I've told you time and time again the croasters are for CRONUTS and CRUSTACEANS!!!

Alternate: Have you seen the Crowester in Gladiator? Definitely the Crowester's best work!

by Chatty-patty April 6, 2021

coosterd

a dumb bitch Lol

hi im coosterd and im a retard

by carawasnthere September 6, 2021

Coyster

When you rub one out through your jeans and end up with a big wet oyster in your pants.

Hey did you hear Kyle talking about rubbing one out through his jeans while driving home from work? He ended up with a big wet oyster in his pants. He rubbed out a coyster.

by Hicksypoo October 20, 2021