Clockable

Youre photoshopping skills are clockable sis

If you see a trans person and you can tell they are not their birth sex that means they were clockable

You can tell something is not as it seems

Bitch that weave is clockable af

by Jeremy smile April 25, 2019

chookachox

an exclamation. Often used in New Jersey but found in regions of Martha's Vinyard, Mass. Believed to have roots in the ancient Fishamaic language. Used to describe one's day in a positive light. Also believed to describe ones own anus.

I was having a chookachox day until that Green Penis came along!

by Angus Shangus December 9, 2008

Cloaking

The act of establishing communication with another individual via the internet, dating, app, or other online service, and arranging a date at an agreed upon destination just to have one party not show leaving the other in confusion after they try to re-establish communication and find out the person has erased all record of conversation and online existence leaving the cloaked victim in disappointment and disgust.

Johnny was chatting intensely with Angela on Tinder, and arranged a date at the local pub, but Johnny to stand up and avoid Angela altogether. Angela showed up on time, but Johnny was nowhere to be found. Johnny cowardly deleted his Tinder profile and avoided public places for 2 weeks in case he ran into Angela. Johnny was too immature and was cloaking her.

by Vaimaster7 April 13, 2019

Redneck Alarm clock

Falling asleep with a full beer in your hand, waking up to it spilling on you, after you shift positions in your sleep.

He was so drunk last night that he turned on his Redneck Alarm clock.

by Donavan Murdoc July 15, 2009

Golden Alarm Clock

This act can only occur when your lover or friend sleeps with thier mouth open. The person performing the loving golden alarm clock then procedes to urinate in thier lover/friend/random pick up's from the night before mouth. Good Morning!

"Sally Sue had a huge hangover and wouldn't wake up- so I gave her a golden alarm clock.... she won't be comming back from the bars with me ever again."

by Michelle Tanner September 4, 2006

Kush Clock

The sense of time moving very slowly, a sensation typically felt while high and/or smoking marijuana.

Bro, I feel like we've been sitting here for hours, but it's only been 10 minutes! We're DEFINITELY on Kush Clock.

by thatdude2212 June 28, 2010

I already work around the clock!

An exclamatory statement made in anger when an already overworked person is asked to work even more.

Terrible actor from crappy trilogy about mummies:

"We can do this if we push ourselves, if we work around the clock..."

Over the hill actor from good trilogy about archeologists, but subsequently ruined by an over the hill director and aliens?!?:

"I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!!!"

by BNOVICK January 15, 2010