claypus

A thick pusy substance OR a wet smelly fart

I picked a zit, and claypus came out

by mentboy February 12, 2009

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Claymore

Flatulence released in an area where another person is expected to pass through.

Frank walked up the stairway just before lunchtime. As he opened the door he did not see anyone in the hall yet and dropped a claymore before closing the door.

by NIIC-T April 1, 2009

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Ugly, useless, no purpose. God makes us out like clay, scuplts us beautifully. But of the leftover clay, he just throws the rest in a lumping pile. Those become ugly and stupid people with no benefit to society.

OMG, your so ugly and stupid, your waste clay!!

by Jared Presley August 9, 2006

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jars of clay

1. The coolest band ever.
2. Expressing onself in a very poetic and meaningful way.

Nicky: when Anthony found out that I like the Smashing Pumpkins, he asked me to marry him.
Erika: Oh, that is so Jars of Clay.

by enksox April 14, 2005

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claypole

1.Englishman with a neatly trimmed beard who looks relatively smart, although there's something outlandish in his dress code, such as cowboy boots or a shirt that TOTALLY doesn't match.

2. A drama student or 'wit' who exclaims 'odd bodkins' for no reason.

3. A pole for poking clay with.

Named after Timothy Claypole from the old kid's t.v. show 'Rentaghost'.

"I say Carruthers... look at Smythe there... the suit's definitely Saville Row, but the tie's just GOT to be Primark... what a complete Claypole!"

by Neil Baxter October 4, 2005

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