meat cleaver

Cramming kitchen utensils into the vagina and the anus simultaneously. Used in fetishes and for sexual pleasure.

That girl has 4 forks, 6 spoons, and 3 butter knifes in her vagina and anus! Damn what a meat cleaver!

by nigga May 20, 2003

Ceaser Wrap

the act of applying a condom orally while dawning roman garb.

I am almost positive the Romans didn't believe in the "Ceaser Wrap", disease was a common thing in ancient Rome.

by Michigan December 12, 2008

cleaverless

1- Literally: Without a cleaver; lacking a cleaver

Just as the serial killer was about to hack his victim to pieces he realized he left an important tool of the trade at home on the kitchen counter; he found himself cleaverless on a working night.

by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007

Canker Cleaner

After recieving a B.O Job, you take your salty/sweaty dick and stick it into the girls mouth. This move cannot be done unless first recieving a B.O Job.

Me: Man, my girl was complaing about a having a canker, so i did her a favour, and cleaned that fucker!

Friends: Thats gnarly bro, your the first person i know who has given a Canker Cleaner!

by Johnyboy Sexton February 4, 2009

palette cleanser

When you have bad sex with someone and have to find someone else hot to sleep with to get the bad sex out of your memory.

I slept with Jim/Jane this weekend, it was so bad now I need a palette cleanser.

by crumich17 February 23, 2017

British Pipe Cleaner

A women waxes a british guy's cock with her vagina; a dirty one with fungus.

Damn, might I say that girl can give a heck of a British Pipe Cleaner

by Rhett Patre March 14, 2011

Polish Cleaner

A sexual act made up by a Chris W & Caitlin L in 2009. The act of performing the polish cleaner is explained below:

To achieve a proper polish cleaner you will need to take a dump in a plunger, lie your partner down and repeatedly plunge the stuff into your partners face, chest, back, butt etc..

This achieves a nice splatter pattern and results in a "post MTV awards britney spears look"

DO obtain permission though as can result in the law being involved.

" I was giving your mom a polish cleaner last night when she turned around and tried to wipe it on me. Fucking disgusting man!"

by Caitycat September 27, 2009