clay pigeon shoot

A dry wank

"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."

by zen123 July 29, 2016

Clay Cox

(noun) a tool.
(verb) the act of being a tool.

(noun) That Clay Cox is being a fag.
(verb) The other day, I pulled a Clay Cox and flirted with Tanner Wilcox's girlfriend.

by Clay Cox January 7, 2012

Clay Dawg

A type of species that lurks around a certain secondary school in Ireland

"Woah clay dawg seems to really like Kevin"
"Yeah it does, I hope it doesn't infect him though"

by Wowza.com January 10, 2023

Clay Coffee

some ugly ahh kid who smells like Clayton’s sweaty pits

Clay Coffee: I enjoy smelling like shit all the time!

by ton_of_clay May 31, 2024

Granny clay

When you squeeze a full bottle of lube into a 70 year old woman's vagina and her old vag powder mixes with the lube and becomes a thick clay-like substance

"Dude i ate so much granny clay i shit bricks!" "Bro i made a mold of my penis with granny clay!"

by granny clay December 4, 2017

Clay

A fat hairy nigga. he thinks he’s cool but really isn’t. usually drives a shit box. thinks everything that he’s got is worth way more than it actually is. socially weird and just not great to be around. overall, Clays are alright, but if you don’t have to deal with him, don’t.

Oh shit, there’s clay. run.

by Tonya Baxter April 15, 2020

Clay

A guy who deeply cares about the world around him and likes to deeply feel how the world makes him feel. He strives to show his talents to the people around him and yearns for admiration for his passions. He is firm in who he is and what he wants. Eggs and the noise of old computers turning on makes his Heaven on earth. Veggie Tales, city lights and Christmas lights gives him deep nostalgia. His writings have depth and emotion. You can usually find Clay flying a plane or spending time with his family. To know a Clay is to find pure happiness. -LZ

“Oh dear” is a catchphrase of Clay’s

by LizzieZander September 26, 2021