Vertical Circulation Equipment

A long-winded consultanty BS word meaning stairs.

Well Bob, we can certainly improve the tenant flow between floors by installing Vertical Circulation Equipment.

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Yeah, like stairs...

by Mads1 February 16, 2020

Pomp & Circumstance

All the attention and flattery your loved ones give you to remind you that you're one badass bitch for graduating. Usually, complete with a sheet cake & champagne.

Becky was ready to take on the world after all the pomp & circumstance shown by her loved ones.

by TTBuyShoes May 26, 2020

newfie circumcision

Procedure performed on newborn males on the rock. A screech bottle is used to guide a cod fileting knife for the perfect removal of the foreskin of the penis. Following the procedure the men take sips from the bottle of screech until the last one gets the foreskin who must consume it. They become the child's Godfather.

G'day bye where ya to? Aye bye Ima heading to me sis's we be doin a newfie circumcision on her youngin.

Alright bye good luck and me hopes you don't gets the last sip.

by Linchmob October 3, 2020

Chilean circumcision

When you pay a transvestite hooker to bite a quarter inch of your penis off.

Nicky got a Chilean Circumcision at the mall last weekend. Now he can’t fuck his dog.

by Dr.Mr.Dr November 30, 2020

temporary circumcision

When you peel back someones foreskin.

Dude I am totally going to give you a temporary circumcision

by yesifaction September 27, 2021

Southern Circumcision

Shotgun a beer, insert flacid penis into shotgun hole and fuck it aggressively. Shotgun blood/cum mix

James performed a southern circumcision at that party last night

by yeetog July 12, 2022

Hawaiian Circumcision

After a fun filled day at the beach you and your lady friend decide to get frisky and have intercourse on the sand. You must fill up her pussy with sand and proceed to dunk your penis into it then fuck the sand deep in until your foreskin falls off from the rough sandy intercourse.

e.g guys last night I circumcised myself by trying the Hawaiian Circumcision

by macca1251 July 18, 2022