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Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
mugGet the Cougar chumpmug.

Chump

She unzipped his pants to find a scary ass chump hanging in front of her face.
by Flake The Chump January 16, 2017
mugGet the Chumpmug.

Chump Mouth

When you’re eating pizza and it’s so fresh and hot it burns the top of your mouth behind your teeth.
Friend 1: “Ouch the pizza burned me!”
Friend 2: “Dude it gave you total chump mouth”
by DMetty September 30, 2020
mugGet the Chump Mouthmug.

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