Brayden Charmon-Johnston

a penis sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys penis until eventual removal of the parasite

"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"

"um... ive got a knife?"

"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"

by ROFLSHARK:) November 2, 2009

charmazing

an incredibly attractive women with a to die for smile.

male : hey your hot
Female: no im charmazing

by lalapopo737373 August 9, 2009

Charmin Soaker

A drunken act wherein you purposely piss on the toilet paper in the bathroom at Jimmy John's. This act is usually performed just after you've eaten the best sandwich of your life, and just before you run out of the restaurant giggling like an ass.

I was so ripped last night! The last thing I remember was giving a Charmin Soaker at Jimmy John's!

by Dan I am February 6, 2010

charmin

Toilet paper, butt wipe. Brand name of butt wipe.

Nathan is known as charmin among the executives at tesoro.

by coastworm October 31, 2003

Charmed

Fucking disgraceful TV show about three supposed "witches" who are so fucking stupid that every episode is about one of them going out with a guy who *SURPRISE* turns out to be a demon! These three bitchy moles make sure the whole hour is filled to the gills with the same smart-mouthed, machine-gun dialogue that makes watching this and the Gilmore Girls about as much fun as sticking your chap in the toaster.

The appeal to teenage girls is therefore obvious, but this show strangely attracts a male audience who think that putting up with an hour of this shit every week is worth it because they're "hot". Guys, did you know that you can get movies with better looking chicks who, when they open their mouths, it ain't to talk?

Every thumbs down here is just one more more moronic skank in the world. So come on, let's see how many of you are willing to put your hands up and say "I'm a Charmed-watching dickhead too!"

Hey George, here's your real axis of Evil: Charmed, Smallville and the Gilmore Girls.

by Choda Boy 57 January 13, 2007

bee charmer

a Southern term for a lesbian who is good at seducing other women, particularly other lesbians.

Sarah thinks just because she offered her honey up to three or four dykes at the Sugar Shack, that she is automatically a bee charmer.

by FriedGreenTomatos May 9, 2011

prince charming

Someone or something that removes a flaw or self-destructive quality in someone else (e.g in a snow white) or something else. Derived from Prince Charming in the tale 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' who saves Snow White from death.

"Last year I nearly died from alcohol poisoning but ever since, football has been the prince charming."

by Sir Pink Panther July 25, 2008