Chimp Bandit

A chimp bandit is a person who steals chimps/apes/monkeys and eventually falls in love with the anthropod. And/or eats the chimp afterwards.

I swear I saw a monkey in his pocket, he is a chimp bandit.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

chimp titties

A. (noun) saggy old-man boobs

A: That dude needs to put his shirt back on.

B: Yep, he's sporting some real chimp titties.

by missnancycook August 2, 2012

Chimpankie

Ape like creature who like to swing from lights and can like to fuck chickens as the voices in his head tell him to.

Chimpankie

by garden bench January 14, 2013

Chimpressive

An act performed by a chimp that other chimps or humans find particularly intriguing.

guy1: Whoa, did you see that ape pawn the gorilla?
guy2: Chimpressive.

by dude63 December 8, 2014

Chimp Simple

Chimp simple is when something is so straightforward that even a chimpanzee or a toddler with down syndrome could easily understand it.

Keep it chimp simple when tending to the bear necessities of life.

The directions are chimp simple, it is impossible to get lost.

by full_reet April 6, 2016

chimptranzee

A derogatory term used to describe some one whom is both black/African American and also transgender mostly used as negative slander

John: "Hey Bill did you hear that black kid Terrell is transgender and wants people to call him/her Latasha?"

Bill: "Yeah what a fucking chimptranzee!"

by Ezekiel Corneliez4444 November 3, 2017

chimpcoon

Literally the best fucking thing in the universe.

Shoot buddy I’m a Chimpcoon!!!

by xLORDxYOLANDAx April 21, 2018