Carkhold

To 'Carkhold' or 'Carkholding' is a niche fetish within the car enthusiast community. This is when a person modifys their vehicle and loves looking at it however they want to see it driven by someone else. This gives the owner satisfaction as they can see how they look when driving.

Frosty: Hey Chandy, want to join me and Clint for a drive to the workshop this weekend, my R32 Skyline is almost finished and ready to roam the streets. Lets check it out.

Chandy: Hey Frosty, sounds like a plan. Want to carkhold me? I'll ride shotgun with Clint.

by Chandy Boo April 17, 2020

Chackerel

(Noun)

1. A person (or persons) whose personality appears positive on paper, but in actuality is disappointing in the extreme. Usually rather arrogant and suffers from grandiose delusions.

2. (informal) A disappointing, unpleasant and foul person with no self-awareness.

Shorthand of "Chive Mackerel"

"My date the other night turned out to be a complete chackerel."

"Don't be such a chackerel mate. You're better than that."

by 10KMRM April 22, 2020

Cark

Cark is, to put it bluntly, a clean alternative for nearly any other curse word there is. It has its origins in Shakespeare and is otherwise defined as 'to be greatly annoyed'. Regardless of and utterly separate from Shakespeare, the common interpretation of 'Cark' cannot be stated in polite conversation. On the other hand, Cark itself is a perfectly reasonable alternative.

*stubs toe*

"CARK IT ALL!!!"
"Hmm, that was a very clean and respectable way to state one's agony in a common and relatable scenario. That person must be quite intelligent."
*stubs own toe*
"$%@# THAT &@%$#& TABLE!!!!"
"Oh deary me, that man isn't very cultured at all. Let's banish him to Brazil."

by AnSp330 November 5, 2020

Chak-blocker

1. Any universal or celestial being who deliberately or unintentionally "blocks" one , some, or all of the seven chakras (root, sacral, solar plexus, heart, throat, third eye or crown) belonging to another universal or celestial being causing a disruption in the natural flow of energy on their journey to Pure Potentiality.
2. A hater that disrupts your flow.

"I know you are in a bad mood but stop being such a Chak-blocker."

by Yogi Caine November 24, 2020

carkeeping

Housekeeping for your car.
Keeping two separate bags in your car; one for trash and the other for recycling.
Carkeeping: being a decent human being and not throwing trash on the side of the road when you're in the car.

Hey! How's your carkeeping going?
It's going great. I've recycled two bags worth of McDonald's cups.

by r.m.y.g. December 9, 2020

ChakaManaSinka

Chakamanasinka can be used for when something bad happens or when you’re just in a bad mood.

Damn I lost that game Chakamanasinka

by SkinnySauce January 1, 2021

Chackle

A women who finds a male worthy of marriage, and proceeds to lock them into an arrangement against their will. A common aspiration of women to lock a man down.

When I met Olive she was a wonderful girl, after several dates she chackle me into a relationship that I wasn’t ready to commit to.

by Grace graveno January 7, 2021