Chackerel

(Noun)

1. A person (or persons) whose personality appears positive on paper, but in actuality is disappointing in the extreme. Usually rather arrogant and suffers from grandiose delusions.

2. (informal) A disappointing, unpleasant and foul person with no self-awareness.

Shorthand of "Chive Mackerel"

"My date the other night turned out to be a complete chackerel."

"Don't be such a chackerel mate. You're better than that."

by 10KMRM April 22, 2020

cream crackered

Knackered (as in extremely tired). Rhyming slang.

I am cream crackered!

by dan September 2, 2004

Crackeress

A female Texan who posts crazy stuff about how blacks loved slavery and how Lincoln started the Civil War before he was even inaugurated. She also likes to use made-up words that she finds on Urban Dictionary as real words!!

Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern gentry. It was so brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."

by Crackeress lover May 12, 2011

Cockerella

Once upon a time, there was hideous creature living in the forest. Its name was Cockerella. It ate prada phones and kids named Nathan O for breakfats, lunch, and dinner. And midnight snacks. Whenever it needed a haricut, it would take a wooden bowl, put it on its head and shave the ends off. However, the creature was very hairy, and it had to do this ritual for all of its body parts. Even those that cannot be named. Many hunters tried to capture it, but they would always flee at the sound of its terifying piss. PSHHH. PSHHH. Just the thought of it gives me shivers. But one day, the beast was pissing so loudly, a little girl named Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua stumbled from her happy country farm into the forest, wondering what on earth it was. When the girl saw the utrocity, she screamed so loud that Cockerella fell backwards, right into a dab of sunscreen. When it realized, it got so angry that it ate poor little Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua, but was so embarassed about the misshap, that it never dared to show its face to anyone again. Some say they can still hear the echoes of its chronic horrifying piss, but most of the Nathans in the village can finally feel safe sleeping at night. THE END :)

I love Cockerella.

by Nataliussss June 8, 2009

Sot Cockerel

A masterful little creature, known for his weed-filled exploits across the mytic planes of East London.

Sotter #1: 'will we ever be as great as the legend that is sot cockerel?'

Sotter #2: 'nope... that dastardly cockerel is too cunning for the likes of us mere mortals'

by Sot_padawan November 6, 2018

Cream Crackered

To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.

Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.

by Teatard January 28, 2009

chacherelli

1. A super chachy person.
2. An chach of Italian heritage.

"That chacherelli needs to shave his chin strap and start wearing an undershirt."

"Hey, Chacherelli Joe!"

by Reusch April 14, 2008