Carpet bomb

When you and a partner have a sex and the male or female finishes on the carpet

Dude me and Chelsea carpet bombed at your house

by Hegemony April 15, 2019

Carpet Grapes

The rash you get on your knees when doing it doggie style.

I got nasty carpet grapes with a hooker last night.

by Wine Geeks January 09, 2011

Carpet Water

The product of slurping up the liquids from a hairy vagina.

Guy: I'm thirsty for some carpet water.
Girl: I can quench your thirst.

by Duo AM September 11, 2010

carpet pussy

when you get dicked down or are dicking down a partner on a carpeted floor which results in getting rug burn.

“bro don’t fuck on the floor, that carpet pussy ain’t worth it”

by glitter clit February 28, 2020

carpet fart

the great escape to eliminating noise when one has to fart.
the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.

I was with my girlfriend last night, and i had to let on rip, so i carpet farted.

I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.

by iamthewalrusbitch March 13, 2011

Carpet-bagging

The lesbian version of "tea-bagging"

Elizabeth May and Libby Davies are carpet-bagging vigorously.

by The Disasterbater August 23, 2012

carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.

Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.

by JoeyBomm July 28, 2020