can of worms 

A prolific source of troubles.

see also: Pandora's Box

Joe really opened a can of worms when he snitched on Leon.

can of worms by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004

Can I come?

Something lonely people say on a Friday night.

person 1: Hey what's going on?
person 2: Party, invite only
person 1: Can I come?
person 2: Yeah… I guess

Can I come? by lonelysigh... October 12, 2012

Can't Get Past the 1st Level 

The pinnacle of n00bishness, usually found in people who blame video games for violence. Or it could be Dark Souls, and just rage quit every time, and then burn your console on a spike.

I can't get past the 1st level of this game, why is it so hard!

Can't Get Past the 1st Level by Random Gamer 1321 July 29, 2014

can you hear me?

Nope, I can't hear you. Try asking again.

Astronaut: *Beep* Can you hear me?
G Control: *Beep* Nope. Try asking with a nicer tone.

can you hear me? by Sans Spiritus August 2, 2017

Can't Pooch the Mounouch 

The phrase one utters when in the presence of the Mounouch.

Danny: I wish I could pull as many girls as you.
Steven: Well... you know what they say... Can't Pooch the Mounouch

Can't Pooch the Mounouch by Horny4porny69 May 16, 2018

Can Flipper 

The worst job in the world. A can flipper is where a worker in a sardine factory who flip the cans of sardines after being handled by can stuffers. Scum of the earth. No one likes them.

Then the cans are moved to the can flippers. Nobody likes a can flipper. The cans of fish are sent to an oven to cook are disgustingly manhandled by another lousy can flipper and then are sent to a conveyor to have oil and other flavorings added.

Can Flipper by Vanilla_Fraggers July 30, 2019

can you tell me where's the candy?

The old days, when this was your biggest problem.

"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"

can you tell me where's the candy? by JormanThoad July 22, 2020