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jiz can

(noun) a receptacle into which jiz is deposited, most commonly a woman's vagina. synonymous with cum dumpster.
man: "Come here, jiz can. I'm horny."
woman: "I'll be right there!"

(180 seconds later)

woman: "Wow, my jiz can is overflowing!"
by jiz can March 18, 2011
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shit can

Old NAVY slang for a garbage or trash can.
Also NAVY slang for the verb "survey", which means to declare worthless.
"Sweepers, man your brooms.
Make a clean sweep-down fore and aft.
Take all shit cans to the fantail.
Sweepers"
by skyhawk69L April 10, 2006
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Because They Can

Eddie Jackson Jed James Because They Can
by Heph April 2, 2010
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trash can

What Lars Ulrich uses as drums on St. Anger
by cannibalcorpse July 28, 2003
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Lunch can

What normal people would call a lunch box or lunch kit, people from the East Coast in Canada call it a lunch can.
Linda's mom packed her food in her new lunch can for the first day of school.
by jabber69 February 24, 2022
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Crushing Cans

When two people with breasts engage in intimate sexual activity facing or on top of each other with their breasts grazing and grinding against each other.
It felt so great when we were crushing cans this morning.
by Lololololoh February 28, 2023
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Canned-versation

A canned-versation is a conversation, usually kept very short, that mostly exists of 'canned' phrases and typical questions & responses.
Example of a canned-versation:

hi, how are you ?

good

how are you ?

good

... good

work?

good

yours

good

and the family?

goood

and y..

they good too!.

the weather's great

yes

very sunny now

indeed

it's good

good

okay, well see you

yep, see you around
by Cogari June 19, 2009
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